The Kabbalistic Neutrino



When God fell asleep

and allowed the ghost of Torqemada

to engineer a Final Solution

at the Wannsee Villa,

Neutrino woke up and deciphered

the mysteries of the Kabbalah,

shnigled into coffins

and gave them a zotz

they would not soon forget.

He rewired their genetic codes

so all their offspring

would forever be compelled

to marry Lubavitcher Jews

wearing black fur shtraimels.

Flashing sub-atomic bolts of light,

Neutrino buried their souls

in the vast abyss,

forever at the mercy

of that mad unsleeping beast,

three-throated Cerberus.